Of course, all conservatives aren’t bigoted, crazy, ignorant, control-freak wingnuts. It just appears that way sometimes.
Found this in my inbox today (it was sent in December; I’m playing catchup) and it simply begged to be shared…
To my Republican and on-the-”right”-side friends, it’s a joke! I kid because I love.
10.) You refused to share your toys in kindergarten, saying it would put you on a dangerous path to socialism.
9.) You get angry when there are choices for languages on an automated call because you still don’t have a good grasp on English.
8.) You hate those “elite Hollywood liberals” but refuse to cancel your Netflix account.
7.) You go to tea bagger rallies because you have no job thanks to the recession that “started under Obama.”<
6.) You watch Fox News, but unlike most people actually take it seriously.
5.) You become absolutely livid about imaginary tax increases.
4.) You are against wasteful programs like Medicare, but also against cutting waste from programs like Medicare.
3.) You criticize Michael Moore for his weight, without being able to refute a single claim that he makes in his documentaries.
2.) You can enter any collective noun into the following sentence “The ______ are screwing everything up” except for the correct ones.
1.) You find yourself saying “no” even to things that you actually want, like ice cream, and health care.[From AF&O: I'm pointing at YOU, Andy Harris (whose proven record includes hatemongering, protecting the interests of the rich, and saying NO to Dems, no matter what, so that the US can revert to past ways [which only worked for people who look and think like Harris, coincidentally]).]
– Ken Kupchik
